"MERRY KISS MY ASS" - Christmas Wrapping Paper Roll
Santa’s off the clock—and out of holiday patience. This Christmas wrapping paper pairs a whiskey-sipping, cigarette-smoking Santa with festive holly, candy canes, golden stars, and the unapologetic phrase, “Merry Kiss My Ass.” With vintage Christmas charm and a hilariously cheeky attitude, it’s perfect for adults who like their holiday cheer served with a little rebellion.
Printed on substantial 90gsm fine art paper, this wrapping paper comes in matte or high-gloss finishes and three roll sizes. Whether you’re wrapping a funny Secret Santa gift or tackling the whole holiday pile, it delivers a laugh before the present is even opened.
Product features
- Printed on 90gsm fine art paper
- Available in matte or high-gloss finish
- High-definition, one-sided print
- Three roll sizes: 30 × 36, 30 × 72, and 30 × 180 inches
- Each roll begins with a blank protective sheet; unroll past it to reveal the design
- White spaces with a bar and QR code appear along the top and bottom edges
Care instructions
Gently brush away dust or dirt with a soft, clean, dry cloth, working from the center outward.
Glossy or matte finish
Your images are printed in high-definition, on thick paper stock, with a choice between a high gloss or a smooth matte finish
90gsm paper
Made by using 90 gsm fine art paper, which is perfect for wrapping your gifts
Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards.
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